Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. It’s the most twisted logic of all time. (via kaymillz) 126,375 notes

it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam

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a series of unfortunate eyebrows

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Here’s Hyde to cleanse the negativity from your blog and dash.

so this is that one post I made that went tumblr viral.

✧ open your third eye ✧

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

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There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind. (via forever-and-alwayss) 283,670 notes


we need some new and more powerful swears


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English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

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